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Source: https://writers.stackexchange.com/a/1420
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Source: https://writers.stackexchange.com/a/1420
License name: CC BY-SA 3.0
License URL: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/

1) Pick any one item and take it to an extreme.

"Organizing is good."

- Okay, can I alphabetize my spices?_(bad example. I actually do that.)_ 
- Uh, can I sort my vegetable drawer by size and then by color?
- How about putting the living room furniture in rainbow order?
- Where do I file the cat, under P for Pet, F for Felix domesticus, or O for Ollie (his name)?

2) Slip in some judicious puns. For example, if you're comparing shredders, you might write that you don't want to get snippy, but Brand X is really a cut above, and anyone who doesn't think so simply isn't all that sharp. (Caveat scriptor: your mileage may vary.)

3) Take a metaphor and run it off a cliff of absurdity.

"Okay, so imagine that your desk is an elephant, and you're going to eat it one bite at a time. So first you start with a foot, represented by a desk drawer. The file folders are the toes, and the tabs are the toenails. Any punched-out holes, lost post-its, orphaned notes, or faded fax cover sheets would be elephant toejam. That's probably kind of nasty-smelling, but don't worry; just crumple the whole thing up and make a toejam football out of it, and throw it into the nearest wastebasket."

Original score: 18