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Such speeches are an emotionally cathartic release for the character making them, therefore the rule is they are generally in the order of what is irritating them most about the person that sucks. ...
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2019-12-19T22:13:10Z (almost 5 years ago)
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#3: Attribution notice added
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2019-12-08T07:07:20Z (almost 5 years ago)
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#2: Initial revision
Such speeches are an emotionally cathartic release for the character making them, therefore the rule is they are generally in the order of what is irritating them most about the person that sucks. The person making the speech is venting, and like venting, the highest pressure gases escape first, and they stop venting when most of their internal pressure has been released. Like all such speeches, when read aloud, twenty or thirty seconds is acceptable and you push the limits of credibility at sixty seconds. They are meant to be burns; and shorter burns are better and funnier than long burns.
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2017-10-07T11:40:18Z (about 7 years ago)
Original score: 3