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Challenges Ode to Soap, blank verse

Oh soap, why must you be so slippery? You're great to clean the body or the hands, but this utility is much reduced if you, whenever used, just slip away. I'm not a native speaker of English,...

posted 2mo ago by celtschk‭  ·  edited 2mo ago by celtschk‭

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#3: Post edited by user avatar celtschk‭ · 2024-09-28T04:54:49Z (about 2 months ago)
Typo
  • Oh Soap, why must you be so slippery?
  • You're great to clean the body or the hands,
  • but this utility is much reduced
  • if you, whenever used, just slip away.
  • ---
  • I'm not a native speaker of English, so I hope my meter isn't too much off.
  • Oh soap, why must you be so slippery?
  • You're great to clean the body or the hands,
  • but this utility is much reduced
  • if you, whenever used, just slip away.
  • ---
  • I'm not a native speaker of English, so I hope my meter isn't too much off.
#2: Post edited by user avatar celtschk‭ · 2024-09-28T04:53:19Z (about 2 months ago)
Made Markdown respect my line breaks.
  • Oh Soap, why must you be so slippery?
  • You're great to clean the body or the hands,
  • but this utility is much reduced
  • if you, whenever used, just slip away.
  • ---
  • I'm not a native speaker of English, so I hope my meter isn't too much off.
  • Oh Soap, why must you be so slippery?
  • You're great to clean the body or the hands,
  • but this utility is much reduced
  • if you, whenever used, just slip away.
  • ---
  • I'm not a native speaker of English, so I hope my meter isn't too much off.
#1: Initial revision by user avatar celtschk‭ · 2024-09-28T04:52:27Z (about 2 months ago)
Oh Soap, why must you be so slippery?
You're great to clean the body or the hands,
but this utility is much reduced
if you, whenever used, just slip away.

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I'm not a native speaker of English, so I hope my meter isn't too much off.