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Can you remember the last toy you ever bought? We do. Here at the St. Abattoir, London's largest toy store, your childhood is our business. We think of ourselves not as merely customer ser...
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System
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2019-12-08T01:47:32Z (over 4 years ago)
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#2: Initial revision
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user2325
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2019-12-08T01:47:32Z (over 4 years ago)
> Can you remember the last toy you ever bought? > > We do. Here at the St. Abattoir, London's largest toy store, your childhood is our business. We think of ourselves not as merely customer service representatives but as consumer psychologists—-predicting the next toy-_wunder_. If you’re in a “gift sized fix” and in need of the latest razzler dazzler—-you call us. We want you to buy. Preferably now, but if not now, there’s a wonderful savings plan we will tailor to your needs. And we promise, that here at the St. Abattoir, during every phone call you’re guaranteed to hear: “Hi there, my name is Charlie King. Thank you for calling, and how may I help you?” Thank you for any feedback, I hope this adheres to the [community guidelines](https://writers.meta.stackexchange.com/questions/166/what-are-the-guidelines-for-asking-for-a-critique-of-my-work). If not, please let me know.
#1: Imported from external source
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System
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2011-07-26T02:27:26Z (almost 13 years ago)
Original score: 4