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Many children's books have scenes where a character talks with an obstructed nose (e.g. head in bucket). Usually what they do is a combination of: k, p, t => g, b, d n => ng/g m, v/f => ...
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Many children's books have scenes where a character talks with an obstructed nose (e.g. head in bucket). Usually what they do is a combination of: - k, p, t =\> g, b, d - n =\> ng/g - m, v/f =\> b This works well only if you restrict this to a sentence or two. Then it is funny. Otherwise it becomes tiresome to the reader.